We are visiting Temporaryville, CA.

And we will be here for WEEKS!

You see, we ordered new kitchen cabinets. Which obviously means new countertops cuz…well….who puts old countertops on new kitchen cabinets. The manufacturer says they will ship on June 17th to the delivery agent. So I start working backwards because we said we would do all the demo ourselves and prep the kitchen.

THEN…{LIGHTBULB}….I had a BRILLIANT idea! What if…..JUST WHAT IF….someone wanted to BUY my current kitchen cabinets AND as part of the deal I would have THEM tear them out! Worth a shot, right?!?

I posted them on craigslist. I got several calls. Then one day a nice lady came by. She said her son wants cabinets for his garage. She made an offer….. BUT……

IT

HAD

STRINGS

ATTACHED.

Ya, she said he could only buy them IF HE COULD TAKE THEM OUT THIS WEEK.

But…wha?????

I have WEEKS until the new cabinets arrive AND then another 4 weeks after the cabinets to get my countertops. It’s not like I have a spare kitchen to use in the meantime. I mean this house….piece of crap…ONLY has 1 kitchen. What was I thinking. 1 kitchen. I bet NEW houses have more than 1 kitchen.

So…they came. They destroyed. They took.

Now, I have this fancy get up:

That’s right. My sink is mounted on 2 saw horses.

I gots several shades of paint. Portions of a tile backsplash. Remnants of wallpaper. Holes. And mold.

I have a rickety cabinet holding my microwave. Another little island on wheels.

My pantry is on shoe racks. I have PROOF.

Last but certainly not least.

Our front porch.

Now this…this is HIGH CLASS!

Yes that is the sink, which we actually just mounted on the saw horses and an old nasty dishwasher.

Everyone should have a dishwasher on their porch.

Thems decorations!