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So, I kinda lost my groove on the whole blogging thing last year (2012). I have no idea if I have it back. I don’t really feel like it. But, I did get a giggle going over my top posts from 2012.

The busiest day on my blog was on Jul 24th, and it went to my first ever giveaway post (Road trip, snacking, naked fruit and MY FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY!!!), that was kind of a big deal. Turns out, to this day, it has been my ONLY ever giveaway. I’m such a stud!

The post with the most views went to one of my FAVS (I can’t put a title on this mess…) simply because it is so appropriately ‘me‘.

I also got a kick out of my top 5 most active commenters. Seriously friends, this is HUGE. First, people don’t read my blog. Second, nobody really enjoys commenting if it causes any more work than saying “that was funny…”. Third, a third item isn’t even necessary.

top commenters

On that note, a HUGE thank you to my top 5. You ROCK.

With all that said…. SMOOOOCHES to you and your loved ones. Here’s to a FABULOUS 2013.


Ooops, I meant to insert the one below…. *muahahah*

Or did I!?!?!


Jenny (@jennyonthespot) is a gooood friend of mine from LOOONNNNGGGG ago (like 1999ish). She is one of the most FANTASTIC people I know. And I know a lot of people. She’s also quite famous in my eyes. Like an online superstar. Seriously, if you haven’t met her, you’re missing out. Jenny On The Spot. Or JOTS.

We hadn’t seen each other in YEARS. Like a whole lotta years. So many years that we each had offspring that we had never met.

Oh…..her offspring…. SO DANG AMAZING! Each one of them. Joel – the tenderhearted, SWEET, attentive (with the exception of when he babysat all the kids) YOUNG MAN. Then there is the quiet, witty Livi. What a beauty. And then there is sweet, little Lucy. Watch out for this one. She will have you wrapped around her fingers with just her smile.

Be still my heart.

Paul and Jenny. Our DEAR friends. It’s been WAY too long.

I just want to kiss you.

I missed many opportunities of Paul showing his love for Bry. It was fantastic. SOOO many missed photo ops. Especially while he was demonstrating how his dog likes to get attention. Those photos would have been EPIC.

2 days was NOT ENOUGH TIME. But every second was AMAZING. We LOVE you guys. We MISS you guys.

Thank you for visiting. Thank you for being even AWESOMER than, well, than a Voodoo doughnut.

Mmmm….VOODOOO doughnuts….

Until we meet again….

Let’s talk, chat, text, IM, tweet, IG, blog and FB our way through the next many years.

So much LOVE. We NEED you in our lives.


I’m officially unemployed. I friend on twitter recommended that I post about my dream job. You see, there are things I am actually fantastic at, so I decided to make a list:

  • Vacationing – I am really good at relaxing and enjoying tropical places.


  • Eating Gourmet Meals – I am excellent at eating good food.
  • Coffee – Just check my Klout score if you don’t believe me about coffee. I’m THAT good at it.
  • Twitter – Sure, I am not the “best” but I am getting pretty darn good at the twitter.
  • Shopping – Yes.
  • Shoes – Classy, hot and HIGH. or Uggs. Not Fuggs.
  • Cartwheels – Maybe I can just be hired to do cartwheels for YOUR business. See the potential there?

  • Blogging – HAHA! Just kidding.

Ok, for reals…my english is stellar, isn’t it! ;o)

1 – I want to write a book. I know this is crazy talk, but I dooooo! So many people have encouraged me. Really, only a few people have laughed at me!

2 – We’ve taken on this old house. It needs a do-over from head to toe. Sure, I blog about it, but seriously, if you were to witness the actual work and learning and LACK OF KNOWLEDGE, it would be spectacular in a few different ways. Reality tv show? ;o)

So there. That’s about it.

Carry on with your norm now. You probably have it all together and know what you wanna do when you grow up.

*taptap* Is this thing on? I’m new here!

I’m new. In the land of bloggers. I still don’t really know what I am doing, but I absolutely LOVE it!

I just learned what a widget is, BOOYAH!

I created a mess of a website 2 years ago when I was at a loss for what to do in life. My perfect little world was shaken to the core when not 1, not 2, but 3 (THREE) immediate family members were diagnosed with cancer within months of each other. I left my cushy little life in Idaho to care for my dad in Florida and then against my will but ONLY FOR MY FAMILY, moved and settled into a new life in here in northern California.

Why the name Jennheffer? My brother couldn’t pronounce Jennifer when I was a baby so it sounded like heffer. My dad called me that all my life until he passed away last year. So, I will keep that nickname alive as long as I can! All for you DAD!

At first I didn’t want to move back in CA, but now I LOVE IT! I need sunshine to breathe!

I’m a nerd. I LOVE TECHNOLOGY but mainly Apple products!

I’m am FULL of energy! Always bouncin around. I don’t walk often, I run! ;0)

I work out. A lot. Because it makes me feel good. That could be why I am bouncy. (P90x Baby!)

I was in gymnastics for years as a child. I do cartwheels everywhere. (Maybe that’s why I’m bouncy??)

I’m spoiled. I have this adorable (smokin hot) husband whom I have been madly in love with since I was 17. I told him I would only move back to CA (I wasn’t totally serious…) if we got a house with a pool and I got a Cadillac CTS (another thing I wanted for my dad, he LOVED Cadi’s). I now have both. *spoiled*

My husband looks like he’s 13.  But HE IS OLDER THAN ME. Yes, I have been called his mom before. I still *STRONGLY DISLIKE* (we don’t use the word HATE in my house) you lady at the movie theater ticket window.

I have a sister who is 11 years younger than me. Yes, people *have* thought her and my husband were the couple and I was the mom. *STRONG DISLIKE*

My mom hands me down her clothes that are too big for her. She’s the size of a glorified blade of grass.

I love Starbucks.  A lot. I also have a fancy smancy espresso machine at home, but I will only use Starbucks espresso roast beans and Starbucks syrups. (This could fall into the spoiled catagory)

I’m funny. I know this because I keep track of everytime someone says ‘lol’ or ‘haha’ and even the occasional ‘bahaha’ to me on twitter or Facebook. So, if you don’t mean it, DON’T SAY IT.

My signature smiley face is this ;o) because I completely lack the ability to wink in real life. My face distorts in a way that only an animal could pull off.

I laugh A LOT! I am super positive and optimistic. I don’t get stressed out. About anything. I believe in God and am thankful that Jesus died for me! Maybe that is why I don’t ever worry.

I love nice shoes. My husband calls me a hoarder when he walks into the closet.

I shop and forget what I bought and find it MONTHS later and SQUEAL like a little girl! Today was one of those days, I found THIS top in my closet and was SUPAH excited…not only cuz it was super cute, but it matches a GREAT pair of shoes!

And finally, yes, I am a mom. I have a girl and a boy whom I adore!

I write about everything. Even the normal is not so normal in this house and I wouldn’t change any of it for the world.

*PS* – I don’t like chocolate or bacon. Don’t hate me.